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- The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
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- :-) Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
- joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection online.
- ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
- More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
- :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
- or depressed about something.
- :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
- good as a happy smiley
- :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
- >:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
- >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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- More?
- Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
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- (-: User is left handed
- %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
- :*) User is drunk
- [:] User is a robot
- 8-) User is wearing sunglasses
- B:-) Sunglasses on head
- ::-) User wears normal glasses
- B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
- 8:-) User is a little girl
- :-)-8 User is a Big girl
- :-{) User has a mustache
- :-{} User wears lipstick
- {:-) User wears a toupee
- }:-( Toupee in an updraft
- :-[ User is a Vampire
- :-E Bucktoothed vampire
- More?
- :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
- :-7 User just made a wry statement
- :-* User just ate something sour
- ;-( User is crying
- ;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
- :-@ User is screaming
- :-# User wears braces
- :^) User has a broken nose
- :<) User is from an Ivy League School
- :-& User is tongue tied.
- +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
- `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
- ,:-) Same thing...other side
- |-I User is asleep
- |-O User is yawning/snoring
- :-Q User is a smoker
- :-? User smokes a pipe
- O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
- More?
- O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
- :-P Nyahhhh! User sticks out tongue.
- :-S User just made an incoherent statement
- :-D User is laughing (at you!)
- :-X User's lips are sealed
- :-C User is really bummed
- <|-) User is Chinese
- <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
- :-/ User is skeptical
- C=:-) User is a chef
- @= User is pro-nuclear war
- *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
- :-o Uh oh!
- (8-o It's Mr. Bill!
- *:o) And Bozo the Clown!
- 3:] Pet smiley
- 3:[ Mean Pet smiley
- d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
- More?
- E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
- :-9 User is licking his/her lips
- %-6 User is braindead
- [:-) User is wearing a walkman
- (:I User is an egghead
- <:-I User is a dunce
- K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
- @:-) User is wearing a turban
- :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
- :-: Mutant Smiley
- The invisible smiley
- .-) User only has one eye
- ,-) Ditto...but he's winking
- X-( User just died
- C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
- updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
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- Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
- More?
- :] - Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
- :) - Happy
- :> - hmm, let me think...
- :D - Laughter
- :I - Hmmm, not funny!
- :( - Sad
- :[ - Real Downer
- :< - what pretences!
- :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!...
- :O - Yelling
- ;( - Crying
- [] - Hugs and
- :* - Kisses
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- :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
- :-1 smiley bland face
- More?
- :-! "
- :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
- :-6 smiley after eating something sour
- 8-) smiley swimmer
- :-* smiley after eating something bitter
- :-& smiley which is tongue-tied
- :-0 smiley orator
- (:-( unsmiley frowning
- =:-) smiley punk-rocker
- =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
- +-:-) smiley priest
- :-o smiley singing national anthem
- :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
- :-[ un-smiley blockhead
- :-] smiley blockhead
- :-{ smiley variation on a theme
- :-} ditto
- {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
- More?
- }:-) above in an updraft
- g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses
- :-\ undecided smiley
- :-/ lefty undecided smiley
- :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
- ;-) winking smiley
- :-< real sad smiley
- :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
- :-c bummed out smiley
- :-v talking head smiley
- :-? smilely smoking a pipe
- 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
- :< midget unsmiley
- :> midget smiley
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- :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame
- |-) hee hee |-D ho ho
- :-> hey hey :-I hmm
- More?
- :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide
- :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek
- :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
- |-P yuk
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- Male : Female >-
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